Turns out I've no idea how to embed tweets :/
Where the fucks the 'delete post' option. Was relying on that to not look a twat.
Edit, sort of works now.
To the tune of ‘you’ve got a friend in me’… ?
We’re signing Tonali,
He comes from Italy,
Unhappy ultras claiming, footballs dead,
As he swaps to us from the nice warm med,
I bet his nannas pissing in her bed,
Boy, we’re signing Tonali
Better do the right thing. Pick up the phone and call all of your exes.
"No I know we haven't spoken in ages... but...erm... it's... it's about Albert Luque..."