Nothing. Nothing will happen.
A few murmurs of frustration from those who've just paid at least 600 quid to boo perez, a few hundred season ticket cancellations and fat Mike will carry on his reign, Crumpys ballsack explodes as Pardew does the mooonwalk whilst hauling Rondon off for Manquillo to defend a 1-0 defeat on the final day of the season.