Wilson

my bets fucked.

I still think Ashley is hoping he'll resign, after seeing the mess pardew was in last night he probably thinks it'll be soon. The bloke was broken.

Contract extension.

Aye, the 'couple of changes to the first team' he spoke of last night will be obertan and cisse starting, although cabellarrrr will still start, he won't dare drop him after Mike 'spent' 12m on him.

Vote of confidence from Newcastle owner Mike Ashley

"should have stopped the cross" Couldn't have stopped the cross. We was sitting down. on a bad seat which they gave us?

"should have stopped the cross"

He's crying

First words; tough place to come. It was tough for us.

it really does look like 'yep, he's gone. Get him in' closely followed by. 'Just joking'

I watched it a few times and I'm sure there's a bit where he says 'he's gone' ... or we're all just fucking delirious

someone gif Mike puffing his cheeks out at the end there

He applauded or got applauded? Please tell me he applauded himself PLEASE He clapped the fans about 3 times, followed by a nice round of 'FUCK OFF' from our sackpardew.com banner waving fans

Mike looking unhappy

shitunlessweneedhimtobe syndrome

Fucks sake Obertan why are you now making sensible runs? You fucking prick.

Surely, even if we snatch an equaliser, even Mike can see this is a fucking shambles man.

shocking decision for that freekick mind

haha thank fuck for the ginger little rat

He's always weak as fuck, proper fanny for a bloke his size/build.

the entire team look completely dejected, feel fucking bad for half of them.

hahaahajahahahahaah obertan

He can't have said that. Surely. Mindboggling.

Fatman and Bobbins is what this is. Well played

I hope that was Stoke fans singing we want Pardew in