Wilson

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I have a mate in that boat.

The scarves is a great one imo. Don't think you can ask the club to do much more than they already are tbf, they've been brilliant throughout the whole thing, and the tribute garden plan is fantastic. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140807/club-announces-john-alder-and-liam-sweeney-tributes_2281670_4058940

5 mins before kick off

Dunno how he's a footballer tbh, the little aids ridden smack rat.

Looks like we're paying him with heroin

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http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/06/12/0612-richard-belzer-ramey-2.jpg Pretty much.

We're totally ready for Man City.

£30 quid from Liege win & +2.5 goals (silly price on them today) £27 back from a couple of Horse's, literally a neck on the line away from it being £150. Never been so annoyed at winning a bit of cash

What a bunch of arseholes.

Decent

Colback is 100% starter this season isn't he?

Krul MYM willo colo Janmaat. Santon Tiote Sissoko. Cabella De Jong Rivière / Ferreyra

Canny signing, providing he doesn't get injured, fwiw.

Santons knees knackered.

Pardew will never ever drop Tiote, don't know for certain obv but I fully expect him to start Colback with him in the middle.

Krul Janmaat MYM Williamson Haidara Anita Sissoko Ben Arfa de Jong Cabella Riviere Reality for man city: Krul MYM taylor colo dummett sissoko colback tiote gouffran Riviere De Jong although i'm actually starting to think haidara is ahead of dummett with pardle these days, wishful thinking probably.

Danny Simpson could have scored that man.

Wonder how much we'll sell him for hurdy hurdy hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Nah, looks good. Be interesting to see how much/if he's used this season.

wonder what pardews notes are .... 'keep kicking it in from the left'

Dummett instead of Haidara and Taylor for Williamson I reckon FML...Colbacks a guaranteed starter isn't he

Obertan, Anita full back Colback in the middle, Dummett, no MYM.

Manu. Good god kill him.

I fucking hate this man.