Wilson

I know absolutely nothing about these, apart from they pay Eto'o ridiculous amounts of money, and their fans chucked bananas at Roberto Carlos when he was playing for them. On that basis, 1-2.

I've no doubt he's injured, but to break 2 bones in his back seems far worse than I expected. I'm no expert so would he have been able to get up and walk off the pitch with no more than a look of discomfort if he'd broken a couple of bones?

Think he may be getting a bit ahead of himself.

*Awaits Mrs Bimpy joke*

Imagine their delight at being told their working hours are 9-1.

We've had a couple of blue kits I've liked, not least the bullet nipple kit. I do like the original ones, for instance I loved the orange one, and yes....even the custard cream top

Would it not be more to do with him being advised not to play on this type of surface? Would make more sense, seeing as Pardew said him playing on this surface wasn't the plan, or ideal.

So we're all agreed Campbell won't be getting a start then...

Dunno, just seen it on skysports PaperTalk. Would tend to think it was bollocks if it was just say, The Sun. But it's loads of them, most of them in fact. http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/papertalk

thought as much

I will hunt Pardew down if he drops either Taylor or Mbiwa for Mike....he offers absolutely nothing. Taylor is better at dealing with balls in the air and the Stoke lumps, and if he drops MYM for Williamson? Well...he deserves to be shot.

ok...but arfa probably wont start...and maybe he shouldn´t? I've done a complete u-turn actually, if he's fit enough start him. Also, you have Jonas in your line-up....did he travel?

Dunno tbh, was my only thought when withabrick said Shola isn't starting, although I don't understand why he wouldn't be

Pretty much every paper saying Man U want rid of Rooney in the summer.

Intrigued HBA Marveaux Obertan Sissoko

That blue one is fucking lush.

Fucking hell. More serious than I expected like.

well my boss has decided she wants to watch it and I have to cover till 5. cunts.

Spam flip flops as if they fucking exist man

Will be tough for Celtic to turn this around now.

Juve 2

Looks like that's what HBA's thinking. Jesus, he looks shagged. He's just been caught mid-blink. Seriously, you guys! Nah mate, he's caught something of Pardew the Incompetent. Same thing as Cisse by all accounts.

Looks like that's what HBA's thinking. Jesus, he looks shagged.

It won't happen. What the fuck would Williamson bring to us that Taylor/Mbiwa won't, he's shit at winning headers, good at pulling shirts.

Spamair.