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Stay frosty kids

I feel like reminding people it's been 13 years isn't going to calm the worriers down. I imagine the fact we've spent those 13 years being programmed to wait for takeovers to fail is precisely why they can't take the waiting. yep, in the whole history of people being told to calm down has nobody ever then calmed down.

It’ll be Brucie’s bacon order. Needs a few tonnes to get through the weekend.

I’d like to know who’s advising them on the football/ transfer side of things. Pretty sure Stavely or the Reuben brothers aren’t football experts themselves.

Where’s this £19m thing from? Heard Brazil and that ex-Spurs doylum O’Hara bleating on about this this morning and how Brucey was deserving of staying on.

What’s happened here?? Swedish coup??

Not sure about Bale. I think he’s checked out and prefers to play golf now. If we really are going to be spending big then I think there are better options.

Unfortunately, some people are just thick and you can’t do anything about that.

I’m not sure it’s true about Poch and money/glamour and I think he’s a good manager with a very positive mindset but I really want Rafa back. Champions league winner, loves the area and the people, gets it and is meticulous in his planning for games and for club strategy/ improvement. It’s a no-brainer for me, even if it costs £15-20m to get him back. He’s easily worth half a Joelinton in anyone’s book.

A regular NO poster holding the sign in that last pic. Darth Crooks? Yours truly. Ha. Nice one UB.

Benítez in that photo

A regular NO poster holding the sign in that last pic. Darth Crooks?

Yep, more likely an Odin-type attention seeker I’d say.

People are suggesting in the comments on Twitter that he is a known Mackem wum. He’d have to be a special kind of loon then. The effort he’s put into it over the years to look like a Newcastle fan is staggering if that’s a Mackem.

His posting history suggests he’s not a Mackem mind.

Catchment area not middle class enough. People too thick up here.

I know where he can shove that

Having to give away free tickets

Def not his first rodeo

Going from Rafa Benitez to Steve Bruce. Loaning Hatem Ben Arfa to a team managed by Steve Bruce. Steve Bruce.

Fucking wheelie bins

Pardew’s Fish Quiz

My bro lives on the same road. They have a great whisky collection too.

Is that a Saudi delicacy? No. Bernard Matthews I think.

Rio Ferdinand shilling for Ashley at every opportunity. Shola selling his soul. And Beardsley. Bobby Concur