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Not sure I want to see Spurs in the Europa with us. Dont think I could take it if Sackpuss and co beat us in one of the games...

There's always the Euros

Cabaye just got yellow. Cahill def had a problem with the ballboy incident - must be that. Cabaye should never have done that like....but Cahill is still a tw*t.

First rule of football, dont bet against Man U getting a last gasp win in any competition. I'll get me coat

First rule of football, dont bet against Man U getting a last gasp win in any competition.

I cannot wait to see pictures of Noel Gallagher's face when the final whistle goes. 'Stop crying your heart out..."

Tiote didn't make a big thing of waving to the fans. Def staying. If he was going, he would at least have ritually sacrificed an Everton player as a farewell present.

f*ck me, Marveaux passing is sublime.

This game has done a lot to reaffirm my dislike of scousers.

what a ball by Marv!

I wouldn't mind too much if we dont eventually make top four after the season we've had but just want to see us at least make a go of this match. A quick goal would be nice...

Pimmer?

why the f*ck we didn't play 4-3-3 from the off I'll never understand.

Marveaux!

Got a feeling we'll see Fergie on for HBA or Jonas, stuck at LB and Santon pushed forward.

Birtles has obviously got a lot of anger in his life. "Call yourself a man? Tackling like that?" T**l.

Am I old because I got this??

Think he meant set play specialist coach rather than player.

Just settle for her sitting on the wall in your avatar for the minute till Bimpy shows up. Don't touch what you cant lift.

Been a long time lurker on here and never posted, mainly because I couldn't think of anything funnier to post than you lads already had but that last hour was just immense. Dont think I've ever changed my opinion of one man so much. Get in Pards! Great season. (Do I get a crack at Mrs Bimpy now??)