Jack Flash

Why? And also, are you trawling my posts on the off chance? You could swap Allardyce for Pardew and it'd be present day. And no, I was looking for polls etc on Allardyce's sacking and that stuck out xx Arguably, all that would show is that I had different views about Allardyce and Pardew, which I don't deny. Also, there were a load of people saying Allardyce should be given more time. Irrelevant and a waste of your time basically. http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/17/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26822-1366217218-11.gif

Why? And also, are you trawling my posts on the off chance? You could swap Allardyce for Pardew and it'd be present day. And no, I was looking for polls etc on Allardyce's sacking and that stuck out xx

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,46782.msg1069745.html#msg1069745 This did make me laugh

I wasn't exactly using it as a damning indictment of the modern game, Tex.

We didn't play with any recognised strikers in that game so he was probably just a striker. Not sure about this new era FM terminology.

I don't see how maturity comes into not being bothered what somebody thinks, should I be? It's no surprise that you try to make something out of it though. Do you really think I'm bothered about you thinking I'm bothered about you not behind bothered, like? You're really quite confrontational. But not that brave about it at the same time. Quite a feat tbh. How would you demonstrate bravery on a message board? Photos of feats of strength? CV showing military honours? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,18555.msg4357131.html#msg4357131

Alen y

West Brom are about 40 points off Man Utd though That's why it's insane.

Mike is single handedly giving Scandinavia a run for it's money.

He probably won't strangle one of our best players and force him out of the club either. He has other methods of achieving this outcome

Pardew probably can't do the amount of damage Souness did due to his limited power. He'll never, ever be blamed with wasting £50 million for example but would be blamed if good players leave due to our underachievement on the pitch.

Why have 2 really good strikers when we know Pardew can't use them both effectively? He'd have Ferdinand on the wing to "accommodate" Shearer.

A 4 game ban would be nice and convenient so probably that.

Jack Flash used the word "quicksand" to describe our future in November. You've probably got 1 fingernail still visible so my question to you is, are you ok down there?

Pardew claimed we played 4-3-3 against Swansea at home this season btw.

If we go down we're playing at least 48 games next year so expect more of that nonsense.

In isolation that's incredible

Pardew's interviews from when he joined are full of hilarity.

We gave Keegan a 10 year one but I don't know the specifics of it.

Gouffran is the last player who should be tired Don't even think he's finished any of his 11 games in the last 3 months.

It's not surprising that a team with 6 defensive midfielders on the pitch at all times lacks goals from midfield.

He's trying to get banned so he doesn't get punched next week.

He might have just been trying to kiss him tbf. Not his fault his teeth are mental.

Interesting quotes from March last year. He "SOON"'d himself.