Jack Flash

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2308875/Andy-Carroll-Kevin-Nolan-use-ice-chambers-aid-muscle-recovery.html

Well, therein lies the problem, doesn't it? He's gone from a 1 in 1 striker in the league last season (accept he was never going to keep that up) to a 1 in 3,5 striker (across all competitions, 1 in 4 in the league) this season. Had he scored 1 in 2 this season I doubt we would be where we are as a club and anybody would single him out for criticism. He's averaging 1 in 2 since he signed nearly 18 months ago, which includes half a season on the wing and the other half of the season in an very unproductive team. Things can surely only get better on the pitch and that'll only benefit Cisse.

Imagine that!

Cisse is a 1 in 2 striker for us. If he keeps that up I don't care how crap he is.

Howay.... You wanna deal wi' me? Neesy is 3 yards away from The Raider in the video but still doesn't get the joke

Fuck off. They're just words, man! Interpolic perfectly described what would happen in the future but they're just words!

Like clockwork. It's not "just words" though is it, Derek? What he says almost always directly corresponds with what we see on the pitch. He gets his excuses in days before we've lost so he can justify himself when we do lose. I'm Inochi. That was posted at 08.53am. You must have shit clocks. And, yes, it is exactly just that - words. Spin, PR, bullshit or downright lies are always just words. The top bit obviously wasn't aimed at you as it says Ian W. Words are just words until they perfectly foreshadow what comes after. Consistently.

Like clockwork. It's not "just words" though is it, Derek? What he says almost always directly corresponds with what we see on the pitch. He gets his excuses in days before we've lost so he can justify himself when we do lose.

Aye.

No EL games for about 3 months at one point, of course.

There's hundreds of pages of this stuff all over various former clubs' forums. Very few people have anything good to say about him and we'll be the same. http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_news.php?storyid=10351

Perch winning our player of the year With this squad of players ffs. Pardew would be delighted.

Well, he isn't. A few more bad results and you might not be so certain.

If he actually gets one then it's a sign that he's not going anywhere.

Cisse is probably the safe bet. Those last minute winning goals will do the trick as they're recent.

Ba is the only one to have not let us down on the pitch imo. 13 goals in 20 league games is far too good considering how we were playing.

I watched the West Ham Championship review recently and that was very bad, basically like the Football League show when they get to division 3. There's 10 minutes of highlights on NUFCTV every game so why not just stick all that on a DVD with some interviews?

Can't believe the kind of numbers we're pulling in for games these days. This is almost sold out and I think we've only had 2 league games under 49,000 this season (Villa & Wigan). Considering the value for money element it's phenomenal support.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Newcastle-United-2012-Season-Review/dp/B00CHKO9LM/ref=sr_1_12?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1366812653&sr=1-12 Finally!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385002/ 7.5

Borecelona. Go Bayern.

"awesome"

Sunderland and Liverpool have rightly sacked more successful managers than Pardew lately. Everybody (outside of Liverpool fans) was counting the days till Dalglish went, even though he got them to 2 cup finals (winning 1) and finished 8th. Maybe they should have kept him for stability

Ian W on stunning form today. Can't wait till Interpolic gets his gegs on and has a look

Those goals were an own goal, a huge goalkeeping error and a cross