Lush Vlad

He’s just providing cliches and shit banter. Then shouting ‘PRESS’ every now and then. Totally pointless.

Fucking hell. Was he on tour in the middle of a drugs binge when he designed it?! That Fresh Prince of Bel Air font for the names and numbers

This Man City kit is like when you designed your own on FIFA when you were 10. Absolutely rancid

Speaking of Arsenal and their links with strikers. I thought they controlled him easily enough and he looked a bit crap in their game. Saliba and Gabriel handled him really well. Their CB’s tend to do that against most forwards, mind. Although Isak gave them the run around…..

Sorry. Down there. As in the Champo.

Yeah. First one is a pen all day long. Second soft as fuck. The one the ref and VAR ignored for Benfica was a disgrace.

mental. What was the Burton game when we were down there? Should have had a retaken penalty. But the ref gave an indirect free kick.

Bruno Lage channeling his inner Phil Brown.

I see you swooning over Madrid on here. Pipe down.

Shut up you Real Madrid fan boy bitch. But yeah. Looked like a pen.

Looked like a pen for Benfica that.

Good signing for Ipswich that. Still think they’ll go down. But they’ve spent a bit and got a couple in on loan trying to stop up.

Quick turnover with Lille losing it. But thought he was in no man’s land for the first. Pope and Dubravka would be getting some stick for that on here, I reckon.

Double Desmond

What was matey in the crowd doing?! Trying to take his jacket and top off at the same time and got it stuck on his head