nemtizz

2-2 Fulham. Hopefully go to pens.

Toure off injured. RvP vs Wisdom please.

Good tackle from Alves.

May as well get the lols in before we get slapped.

Fener unlucky there. Nice power from Emenike.

Marv's delivery was just fine on Saturday.

I think they turned out to be recycled quotes from Mowbray last season.

There's no way he'd even entertain coming back. Remember the tears about being benched for 45 mins against Everton? He's played like what, 14 games for Chelsea but hasn't said a single thing - That tells you all you need to know.

Is there any ETA for this c***?

3-1 Morecambe. Shola for us.

Did you see MOTD last night? I fell asleep and woke up to them saying "Couple signings and Newcastlle will be ok". They have no f***ing idea.

Kill me now.

Cardiff already look more solid than we did.

The defending in this game.

That championship 'song' is pissing me off.

Roowiz

Arsenal fans have it so rough.

Sign on, sign on

http://i.imgur.com/S9tJpy5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CEmVpxv.jpg How did they get away with that? BT Sport apparently...

Guess what: OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 1m 14 - Newcastle had 14 shots off target without any on target today, something no other PL team has done in the past 8 seasons. Wayward.

Rat.

Urmmm what...

Throwing faeces is the only way.