nemtizz

Aston Martin, made in Britain. Come on boys, we have something here.

Joe moulded him well.

Lille always have sexual kits.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/nemtizz/huehuehue_zps34e723e9.jpg

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Even Torres would have buried these chances.

Poyet sacked. Awkward.

On-loan to Den Haag? Brave man.

Balo ready to go postal. Don't f*** with the Brazilians. Motherfuckers will pull guard.

Imagine though. Just imagine it.

Wants to join the Toon last I heard.

Settle down Cesar you mug. Brazil fouling everyone.

He wasn't thinking penalty, he was thinking goal!

That hulk guy in the crowd.

Just like when ISPs 'blocked' PirateBay. Good luck!

I know this is Mike Ashley and Newcastle United we're talking about here, but has a Director of football ever stepped in to manage the team?

Cheaters.

True. Good to get it out of the way. It's not like the first game has any bearing on a season anyway, look at last season - At FT I was thinking "Europe again boys".

Just let it run down ya face ya mong. Be hilarious to see.

5-0 loss aside...

Nee bad at all lad.

Not even funny. Surely we wouldn't throw our transfer 'policy' out of the window for Kinnear?

http://i.imgur.com/KU0erOH.gif

Haha. Good one!