nemtizz

Hopefully he forgets he's straight and lets me hit

Schar head injury klaxon

Thought it was in kurwa

Can't quite believe he's not a top tier striker

Levels are terrible.

He hadn't even reached the keeper but he ran in So weird

Not a great challenge tbf but Martin's was similar

Soft frog

Clear dive but ok

Softest Uruguayan ever

Lewand diving all owa the gaff

We'd be 1-0 up with Big Dick up front let's be honest

Calling out for a striker here surprisingly

Cave his head in, Pope

Lack of gametime showing there

Hounding him out if he doesn't put a finessey top bins tonight

Uncomfortable with the fact I'm not shitting it. Yet.

Bournemouth away is a nonentity every season because we stink it up there every time. Even more so with this game before it. No chance he's thinking of that game when picking the team. It's tactical.

Would have preferred Murph but having him and Nick off the bench as a pairing is decent

Of course. I’d never use it for anyone but myself.

I type like a pleb anyway so understandable.

Lovely reading comprehension.

Nah. Valencia are garbage. We’ll naturally concede possession and that’s when we’re at our best.

Can’t believe that Mosquito nonce had the nerve to berate Barnes on the floor after sending a forearm into his face. Will be wishing a career ending injury upon the creep until the end of time.