nemtizz

Burning for eternity when he signs for them sadly

https://www.instagram.com/p/DN6HiECDvgv/ Drippy baller

You mean he hasn’t seen my 🐀🐀🐀🐀 DMs?!

Sell him.

And was conveniently injured against Arsenal.

Chancel putting a good word in. My guy.

We’ll never get anything at Anfield may as well wheelchair the cretin

While Masters pipes him from the rear @Heron

I’d take his leg flying off into the crowd over winning the FA Cup

Gutting we have to until next season to welcome him back to SJP

Differing circumstances but from £25m to £55m is crazy

Who starts up top then?

Up the Freddie Gibbs

tbf @Sempiternal is ITK and has alluded to the fact Alex may be a dog nonce.

Too far

Blackface again fs

4 days since he signed and still no long form first day content. I need to hear some crisp daps.

How would Fak know

He was friends with half the squad before he joined tbf

He’ll be class after getting a run of games in a good side. Cracking fee and clause.

That’s how you get a decent fee, PIF

Verbalky

Enjoy shagger

Don’t want to play for the club anymore? Go on strike and we’ll sell you last minute for a cut-price fee with no replacement lined up.