loki679

We're never getting a right winger, are we?

Osula's looked pretty decent tbf.

So all our hopes lie with crippled Wilson and the worst Man Utd team in history. Mint.

Hope not cos it doesn't feel like we're gonna score at all right now.

HTL

Omedi for me lyk. Montiel second.

Someone kidnap him.

Still think we should be going 70k minimum.

Why's there a big patch in the middle of the arm? Looks like something your Nana made

Signing players from the PL is stupid. £60m for Pedro ffs, you're having a laugh. STOP TRYING TO BUY PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS, IT'S A RIP OFF.

Are magpies usually blue? Or is that just a nod to the average temperature in the north east?

It's a shame that everyone in the country doesn't carry around some kind of device that can quickly and discreetly take high quality pictures. Would be a bonus if this device could also connect to the internet to upload said pictures. Reckon there's a potential market there, gonna get mesel on Dragon's Den.

Crazy people. Fuck Man United, I hope they lose twice.