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Its not £0 though, it's like being offered an ageing pox riddled prostitute but if you take her you've also got to look after her parents

Silverware marra

Can I be the first to suggest someone send him a letter

#stifstaveley

This thread is just comedy gold, but I'm getting some strange looks at work as I am laughing by myself. Love the way Stifler started calling her 'Amanda' like he knew her only to revert to Staveley later on in the thread, presumably after a bit of a tiff or an unanswered call. However I am choosing to believe the madness because, like santa claus as a child, its exciting. Stifler = King of NO

The rhyming of boot with loot must have taken some time though, ‘yeah he’s got magic boots, yeah he’s taking all the loot’ plus ‘he’s fùcking fast as fùck’ is clever Modern day Wordsworth this bloke

Only difference was that Gayle stayed on his feet

Stifler’s got his number alright

Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered

I didn’t think it was a pen for 2 reasons, he was already diving before contact and if there was minimal contact it wasnt sufficient to make him fall so theatrically. Like the Mane one last week he may have been touched but it was a brush. I think the only thing the ref got wrong was not booking him. So many players are half way to the floor before they are even touched. Vardy is a master of it

Haven’t seen the tackle on macmanaman but I hope it was nasty

:lol: i bet that kind of love will keep him warm at night

Eric Bristow deed RIP

Arsenal will have travelled back from Russia the previous Thursday, if we can't have a right go at them then we never will

They are going mad asking why sky would televise it when in all liklihood they will be down........ it’s because you’re playing Fulham who are pushing for automatic promotion you clowns

It's like Munchausen's syndrome I reckon. They all are secretly wishing it was them in some bizarre, attention seeking way

That would have read better as 'The gift of Butt has never been beaten'

Is it still only 1 home win in about 15 months?

I've had my 2 daughters singing this for weeks I've been fairly confident in us being fine and them being shit. let’s hope it’s clearer for the next televised home game (Arsenal?) would be nice to hear

Her Twitter headline seems to suggest she may be the mother of 23 girls, which probably makes her at least 30

Staying up, going down Staying up, going down.... Premature??

there you go Not exactly the implosion we were hoping for That’s more like it

Boom!

Aye bloody typical. Thy needed a quick response and fair play to them they got it. If sheff wed could have bloody held on for 10 minutes!!

A sheff wed goal would see these implode