Chicken Dancer

He's class at pens, but every time he takes one I still shit myself

Taylor's fist pump

Getting themselves very excited about the possible Johnson signing on RTG, few people acting ITK sending PMs round Be fucking hilarious if they didn't sign him.

Signing Johnson?

Fuck me, how many attacking midfielders can you play at a time?

We always used to beat these 3-1 at home. Can't wait now, going to blast Local Hero in a minute.

Forecast for some hot weather on Saturday 

Eh me Dad told me thunder storms? He better be kidding, the old bastard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/50327000/jpg/_50327448_owen_getty.jpg

 

The only matter of any quality in this picture that i can see is the turf

 

The guy in the middle was actually top quality that moment of time.

100%. As much as I hate the little bastard, I was over the moon when he signed.

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

I just slid the handle of a sterling silver teaspoon right into the depths of my tadger. Went in like a dream.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

Then, using only my willpower & the sheer strength of my shaft, scooped up three sugars, and plopped them into my cup of Nescafé Gold Blend.

 

:lol:

The fact they're pissed off shows how highly they rate him though, which can only be a good thing.

Can se Cabaye score 10+ this season if used in an advanced position.

Definitely, hopefully Ben Arfa can chip in with about 10 too.

I'm convinced it's just different players.

Me too, it has too be. Or they just say different things to throw everybody off the scent.

SkyBet have just tweeted that there's been a load of bets on Scott Sinclair joining Citeh.

Eh I thought that was done a few days ago? He was at their training ground I think.

Could be

 

                  krul

 

Simps  Colo  Saylor  Santon

 

    Tiote  Cabaye  Anita

 

                  HBA

 

            Ba    Cisse

 

Like Italy at euros

If we got Debuchy and had two attacking fullbacks that would work imo.

Tough really like. Although it seems like Pardew must have promised him some kind of central role this season, its blatant that we are much more dangerous when we're not playing 4-4-2. It suits the rest of the players more. I still think we will be playing 4-4-2 often too though.

With Anita more confident we're commited to 4-3-3 tbh.

Think we'll probably go 4-2-3-1 (similar, I know) with Anita and Tiote sitting and allowing Cabaye to play further up like he did for Lille and does for France.

any idea how much money hes on at ajax and how much hed want/get here

Sure I read that Suarez was only on like £10k a week there, so I can't imagine it will be much.

Anyone know if he's in the Dutch squad for the midweek game?

 

No, he's not.

Good stuff, hopefully should be able to get it sorted on Monday or Tuesday

Anyone know if he's in the Dutch squad for the midweek game?

Hope we get debuchy. Is van der wiel really an upgrade if the debuchy one doesn't happen?

 

On Simpson? Yes. May as well go for a LB if Debuchy is off, imo.

Agreed. Surprised we're not linked with more tbh, especially since Santon said Pardew told him he'd be playing on the Right this season. Then again he's been left back in the friendlies.

Apparently has scored a canny goal tonight. Wish I went now!

I was seeing a lass from Hebburn once, proper 50/50 area and some Mackems threw stones at me because I was wearing a Toon top. Might have actually been to that pub.

Ad say its more Newcastle like. Went to school there, was probably 70/30 I reckon.

They wearing 1-11 or their proper numbers? If so what is Bigi and Amilfitano?

 

49 and 17. Abeid is now 39.

Cheers!

They wearing 1-11 or their proper numbers? If so what is Bigi and Amilfitano?

Sporting Lisbon was one of the most gutted I've ever been. Going 1 up there made it much worse.