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One touch passes are like my favourite thing, always try it at 5 a side.

Well that's Pardew shitting himself. 2-2.

Dat counter. Please don't tell them to back off second half Pards, you half witted coward.

Get the fuck in, 8 more please.

Remy's a bit el builtio aint he

Yo further forward is dominating these cavemen

What a ball. Defo should have scored

Please go out and try and batter them now ffs

CALL ME YO.

Remy looks in the mood

How's that not a corner

Is the understatement of the day I was at least trying to start off in a ladylike manner. 17 minutes in all the expletives will come flying out

Is the understatement of the day

Great start

lee ryder window licker : Google images, first image ffs He had a total meltdown over that Didn't he reckon it was a form of bullying Erm dunno just threatened me with legal action over copyright infringement Such a princess

15 mil

I duno I think people see him for what he is, a player that keeps things simple and can unlock the door, but who disappears way too often

alright he's a cunt, you know that and I know that.

Agree entirely regarding the subs, that's my biggest beef with Pardew, he doesn't seem to have the intelligence to turn a game around during the 90. He seems to rely entirely on his week long preparation and if that goes down the pan, he's fucked.

Don't rate Traore at all. Should have more than enough to beat this shower, but hey who knows what magic Pards will conjure up.

POW! Bring some beef you lose some teeth

Inspired.

I keep watching that video Proper wish I was a footballer, just for the #lad #banter

Fuck me that's depressing

Oh God that's awkward.