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Fuck off Oakie.

GNev is the best there is at the moment for me. Carra is alright as well actually, but BBC really need to sort their pundits out. Shocking sometimes.

Barton and Shearer made up?

Would have been good to see Seedorf and Sheva. Beckham too for a laugh

Fantastic squad lists!

Heavy.

We'll get him in about 2 years after we unsettle the fuck out of him. This club.

OI HERE'S 3 MIL FOR GOMIS HAVE THAT YOU SLAG *slams the phone down* Job fucking done Mike, I'm pissing off down the pub for a week. Joe waltzes off into the night.

The guy who spunked on your new pizza haters gonna hate

Good news though lads. Ordered a pizza and chicken wings, the wrong pizza arrived though! So sent it away but kept my wings. The correct pizza turned up with more wings. Guess who wins again

Because there's money in being the fourth worst team in the league. That's what hurts the most really, he is quite happy to be 17th every year, just taking the piss out of us. I feel like we must have been terrible in our former lives to deserve this shit

I'm back into hating life mode, why are we such a poxy organisation now? Rhetorical btw. Mike is the answer of course. Long for the day when he's gone.

Right on que. The fake bid! Classic stuff. 2m. I can imagine Joe and Fat Mike giggling like schoolgirls on the phone, "say two million joe, say two million!" f***ing prank calls. MA and JFK are having a total teenage girl sleepover experience. "On three, say who you like? Okay? *giggles* 1...2....3... (both) SHOLA! *laugh uncontrollably on the floor* " that's what's happening right now. "Mike, ring Yohan, and when answers, just hang up!" They totally did some high school shit if they let him hear Arsenal call him a reserve player. That's some bitch shit. "Your crush thinks you're ugly." with the fake concerned face. You got some high school issues you wana talk about mate? Seems quite in depth, this knowledge.

Right on que. The fake bid! Classic stuff. 2m. I can imagine Joe and Fat Mike giggling like schoolgirls on the phone, "say two million joe, say two million!" Fucking prank calls. MA and JFK are having a total teenage girl sleepover experience. "On three, say who you like? Okay? *giggles* 1...2....3... (both) SHOLA! *laugh uncontrollably on the floor* " For some reason I'm picturing them in some sort of Saved By The Bell bedroom, Mike with some sort of Kelly wig

Why is this bird so tonk

To be fair, I did fuck all at work and it still went quick because I was dicking around on here a lot. Not an awful way to spend the day.

Done nothing so far, been in work since 8. Transfer Deadline Day should just be a bank holiday, nobody does anything.

Not many of those knocking about. Alright, one that will spend money then.

Imagine having an owner who isn't a cunt.

Deadline Day is so shit for us.

The only thing that would make me jump out of the 4th floor tomorrow would be if Ben Arfa got sold. Seriously I'd probably kick a granny in her tits.

HATEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hatem is determined to score

What a club.

Need them to get a player sent off and we might be alright I think. Win 0-0