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World class from Rooney

Rooney's in "charge round like a bull" mode then. I reckon he'll get sent off.

Full teams anywhere? Chelsea team to play Man Utd: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Lampard, De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle Man Utd team to play Chelsea: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Cleverley, Valencia, Welbeck, Rooney, Van Persie

Couldn't agree more. Could you imagine Pardew telling our players to wallop a team. "Right lads we really need to go to town on this lot! No holding back, I'm not kidding, score a goal or something, pressures off lads, go wild!". "Let our hair down".

Couldn't agree more. Could you imagine Pardew telling our players to wallop a team.

It's one of those you go spare at your GK for if he let's it in, but then you gotta have sympathy for him as he did see it proper late.

We have a coward for a manager and an absentee dad of an owner. Besides that we're shit and unmotivated. http://rlv.zcache.com/happy_sun_headphones_lovin_life_poster-r5c021690a0b74c1e9f08ef21a41d99d7_w2g_8byvr_512.jpg

What has become of us

I end up watching other teams with a lot of bitterness though. I'm watching this Swansea team with the maddest face. At the moment I'm like "cooor look how resolute this Cardiff side are." JEALOUS OF CARDIFF FFS.

I end up watching other teams with a lot of bitterness though.

Quinn is just infuriating.

Really quite sad all this. Going from when we signed him, the optimism from both ourselves and the player was amazing. Now look at the state of us. Christ.

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Should be the tip of a midfield 3, continue to make bursting runs into the box after a lay off with a striker and we should see some rewards soon enough. Can't see it happening though.

Pardew is doing what he is told to do What's your point? That Pardew is merely an innocent bystander in all of this? He knows the score, the bent cunt.

THANK YOU BASED WONGA

Because there's such a thing as a contract? Yeah but you know what it's like these days, contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on now.

Lovely bloke, awful for us though and holding us back. It's ridiculous that he can be picked for 90 minutes still.

A lot of this is down to Pardew trying to flog him every week in the media imo, Cabaye's probably thinking well why should I fucking play for you, ya bellend.

It's quite upsetting

Oh my life you so know these knackers are gonna play us off the park.

Looks like he's had a lobotomy in the summer.

I think Welbz just told Hodgson if he didn't pick him then he'll get beaten up in the bike sheds

Oh what a goal, very intelligent play form Coutinho