SiLvOR

You know he'd be the type of cunt to have 3 phases as a boss

Yohan Kebob

Desperate to twat these small-time fuckers for once

BEEEWWWW nah but really though a draw is probably fair

We should have buried these when we had the chance, incredibly frustrating. They've barely played football

Well that's really annoying

How the fuck have they scored

Resigning myself to getting updates from here now

Urgh fuck not a good spot

Fuck, so close

Paqueta is quite strong like

Yet again though, not celebrating cos assume it'll be VAR'd. Fucking hate it

Holy fuck what a move!

Looking slow as fuck today. Fairly sure we'll sort it at half time, but hardly an encouraging start

That was fucking diabolical

Let's smash these bubble nonces

Fucking despise Palace, hope we can finally batter them this season

Outstanding. That interview with his dad, man. So fucking good

Is that a raincoat?

Chuffed to bits for him. Leading us out in a champions league game after doing it in the championship all those years ago. Surreal

Is the DVD out yet?

This is like a fucking FIFA feverdream. I can't believe we've just smashed PSG in the champions league man fucking hell

PUSKAS AWARD RIGHT NOW FUCM ME

My face is burning up ffs

Pope man for fuck sake keep it within the white lines