Pixelphish

Yeah, a decimal point one place too far to the left on every bid.

What a beautiful evening.

My erection is going to need medical intervention if Everton go down.

Yup, another one for the cliché crew.

Danny Murphy and Jamie Redknapp are the first out the door for me. Absolute no marks.

0.5

If i'm reading that correctly, he's wiping off the 1.5 billy the club owes him?

Nice lil earner for The Don.

Guess who wins again.

Jesus christ.

My fave part is the Copium that it's not Bruce's fault, it's the squad.

Please never use this word in the context of Steve Bruce.

Does Merson actually dislike the club or is he just monumentally thick? Probably both now I've typed it out.

Incredible. If Carlsberg did Saturdays.

You love to see it. Big Joe.

Let's get this finished then.

Thank you Leeds.

Well that's a nice start.

It's just what Spurs do.

Welcome to 1000 games ago.

Ah. A takeover regen. How novel.

The Schadenfreude would be minimal if there wasn't such a circus around his 'treatment' here.

1-3.

I want it to be Everton, so badly.

Mctominay gets away with some proper shit housing. Fans probably love him for it mind.