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Let them come! 

Champagnefootball. Are these supposedly even close to as good as us?

Dubravka 7

Kraft 8 - Thought he had lookman in his pocket

Burn 7

Schar 7

Targett 8 - Absolutely desperate to get him signed. The best and the most boring left back I've seen in a while

Shelvey 6 - Thought he didnt keep up with the pace at times

Joelinton 6 - Not at his best. Still terrible in front of goal

Guimaraes 9 - God

Willock 8 - Came on and did what we needed him to

Maxi 6 - most didnt come off, poor shooting.

Wood 6 - didn't notice him doing too much.

Almiron 8 - his pressing created most chances in the first half.

Stil think we're gonna have the same problem until we improve on the players that we won't create too much from open play. Fortunately our set-pieces are pretty damn good.

Ah that tasted good.

Thought Miggy was excellent. Fantastic pressing. Shelvey, Joelinton and Maxi not at their best. Would like to see Willock on.

Lamps Even looks like Bruce on the touchline 

I mean this is the worst game of football I've seen in a while. Chris Wood has been dreadful but their striker makes him look like Pele.

Favourite moment was when Shelvey tried to run the channel and lost the race of tortoise vs tortoise to Boly.

I'm just gonna say it, I think Emil Krafth has been the best player on the pitch so far.

Bruno for Joe. Correct thing to do, danger of 2nd yellow here. I guess Murphy for Manq is a bit of a hail mary.

How the hell did Maxi get a yellow? I mean Joe fair enough

Tough on Bruno but that is exactly what I would have picked as well.

I also want that Anthony fella from Ajax.

Really hope wingers are part of the plan.

1 minute ago, GWN said:

he’s always sounded a miserable cunt 

he looks terrible and unsure of himself in the interview. Stressed out.

Surprised with Almiron. Think howe wants a strong press. That is my favourite midfield though

Can't believe I'm actually expecting to win away from home. We are a much better team than them. Probably gonna bite me in the arsenal this. 

Rudiger is absolutely massive, and a great player. What a cunt but I wouldnt mind lining him up next to big Dan Burn next season.

Can't be more proud of the performance, we play anywhere near this level we will pummel Everton on thursday.

Fuck off did they just put Havertz out there to complain about fouling. Chelski were being dodgy fuckers the entire game.

Christ we are so well-drilled. If we get a few more injuries  i imagine the whole youth team can come in and know exactly what is going on. Imagine this team used to train 4 days in 11.

Havertz should be off, imagine he got pissed off being in Dan Burn's pocket.

Very interesting line-up. Midfield three not even on the bench. I enjoy watching Joelinton more against the big teams when he can physically man-handle some superstars but oh well.

Dont really mind if we rest half the team against these. If we are still in it late on i suppose we can bring on Maxi and try get something.

Fucking Hell we are good

1 minute ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said:

Bricking it for 2nd half. Why am I convinced that we'll concede early and it'll be back to the wall stuff for the remainder of the game? 

Actually feel relaxed about it myself, abnormal this.

How did Schär end up there for the 2nd? I was really happy for Wood to win that duel lol

Just saw Man City's penalty against spurs taken back with VAR. NO WAY do we get that decision, 5 seconds it would take for var to go with the on-field decision.