Klaus

'Pacey striker'

If it was a Newcastle player who had done the same as Johnson, they would be calling for him to be given the electric chair

The RSPCC have complained to the FA doubt there will be any punishment for the club, but there should be.

'all the time'

FFS

totally legal mate, fill ya boots

The latter, or she had a strange relationship with her father when she was young.

That Katie fucking Hopkins article man

Just caught up with this. He had bestiality on his computer!? I guess if you are a mega wealthy footballer, shagging beautiful and legal women left, right and centre must lose its charm after a while.

Sunderland Legend

10 hours community service imo

Why is she being bullied in school? For being groomed?

England will be shit

I doubt the FA have a specific rule that covers this particular scenario morally yes, they should probably be deducted points, but it won't happen.

Hans

20 arrests

Yup, Fat Sam, Pardew, Carver etc are all cut from the same cloth.

Jamie Vardy was probably nicking white storm from the local corner shop, when he was 21. Look at him now.

"You're having a stroke, man...settle down." Was just thinking Face, arms, Speech, Time

Aye, he takes risks with the ball, trying to play people in behind and looking forward. Yes it is not going to work every time but it is much better than sideways and backwards plebs like what we normally have.

Aye, playing to our strikers strengths. Who would have thought it?

Cannot believe how much this lad has regressed in the past year, think it is more a confidence issue with him. He looks so anxious at times, but that is representative of the squad as a whole.

Did he actually get elbowed in that challenge btw? Couldn't see anything on the replay.

Yup, the players clearly respect him.

When he was holding his leg after 10 seconds on the pitch