Robbo

The exclamation mark annoys me an unreasonable amount there, as if he said it with a massive shit eating grin on his stupid twatty face.

Such a cunt that lad

Flag up for a foul before the goal, Jonathan Pearce would do his nut

http://media1.giphy.com/media/8fen5LSZcHQ5O/200_s.gif

From where I was sitting he got a better reception than De Jong when introduced to the crowd the other day. My face changing to was probably audible

Must've been awkward

"When the fans shout 'Go, go, go! Take him on take him on!' You can fly."

Lovely goal

Neil Cameron ‏@NeilCameron5 40s Someone is getting arrested. It's a friendly. It's 0.0. What a knacker

This might be the worst sporting moment of all time

Probably brought in a quarter of a million quid thanks to this parp. #trousered

Last year's was 16-and-a-bit thousand for comparison

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 2m 75 mins: Today's attendance is 19,188. Thank you all for your support. 0-0

Aarons is mint

Water is wet

Refreshing seeing a player constantly trying to get to the by-line. Getting a bit bored of the inverted wingers trend

Colback with the set penis to the far post x1000

End up doing it at least once a month, so depressing

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton Relegation: West Brom, Burnley, Leicester Overachievers: Stoke Underperformers: Hull Top Goal Scorer: Rooney Break Out Year: DWelbz Season to Forget: Everyone that plays for either West Brom or West Ham PFA Player of the Year: Rooney PFA Young Player of the Year: Raheem Sterling Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Gary Monk Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: De Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Through one round of each. How will we do in the derby games?: Lose at the SoL, Draw at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: Watford, Blackburn, Derby Championship Relegation: Blackpool, Charlton, Brentford League One Promotion: Swindon, P'Boro, Sheff United League One Relegation: Rochdale, Port Vale, Gillingham, Fleetwood FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Spurs Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Barnsley Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Roma Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Porto World Player of the Year: Messi Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? 12 goals in all comps How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 2 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 10 all comps

Ever heard of normative conformity, and compliance? Nah but it sounds canny fascinating tbh

Just a quick reminder

I didn't think I could dislike him more... I was wrong

He's left football by joining a Pardew side that's for sure

He has to be self parodying now