Robbo

Heart skipped a beat when I looked up in the gym and saw footage of Ashley with BREAKING NEWS in the corner. So cruel

Yup, seems a lovely lad

Florent Malouda ‏@realflorentm 3h Just saw another story linking me with a championship club. I don't know any Lee Clark. Must be ice bucket challenge collateral damage ...

Has Sports Direct got a theme song?

Newcastle reject approaches for England U18 striker Adam Armstrong with Siem de Jong out until January Newcastle want to keep hold of England U18 striker Adam Armstrong following Siem de Jong's injury Championship clubs made enquiries about taking 17-year-old prospect Armstrong on loan next week Newcastle remain reluctant to let him go with de Jong out until January Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2747228/Newcastle-reject-approaches-England-U18-striker-Adam-Armstrong-Siem-Jong-January.html#ixzz3CftPEmou

Skin ‏@mloughhead 51m More horrible advertising going up at SJP

No nose, no nose... BLAM!

Bet he laughs every time he sees it as well, prick.

Stop getting Ben Arfa wrong! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BM0D8qqCcAAcWKj.jpg:large :lol:

He's still going It's entertaining me at least. But it is a concern we have such unhinged fans supporting this club. I'm not quite sure what he's on about. I've not even read it all. Clearly radio rental mind. Absolutely despise people that use "we're Newcastle United" as if it's some sort of negative. Fuck off.

How many pages did he have from beginning to end?

Had the exact same thought the other day, De Jong too wearing his number

I was probably 70/30 in favour of us losing the other day, now I'm fully 100% until this daft c*** gets the boot

Ah, just realised they're not even in the Europa League, was looking forward to some ITV4 action

I was hoping he'd be pictured holding the shirt like it was dog shit, like Anelka

ffs

Chelsea have loaned out 26 players this summer. Disgusting

Dear god yes

Hope he sits down, umms and arrs, pretends he can't read, pen isn't working, chair isn't comfortable enough, and then finally at 1 minute to midnight - tear the fucking thing up and eat the confetti.

"thinking is he wouldn't have played". FUCK. ME. Not even funny any more

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m Yanga-Mbiwa quotes: “I am very happy to arrive in Rome. I couldn’t wait to arrive." Yanga-Mbiwa: “I have already spoken with Rudi Garcia on the phone. “I am ready."

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 16s Stunned about Yanga-Mbiwa. Great move for him. Disastrous for #nufc. Pardew always thought him "suspect" in the air.