Robbo

Supposedly Barca still owe Arsenal money for Song/Fabregas too

Think he was the one who missed the first half of a game because his lass was having a kid, made the bench for the 2nd half - came on and scored. Edit: A day he'll never forget! Soriano misses the first half to attend the birth of his daughter, but gets to the stadium in time to score match-winning second-half hat-trick Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2312988/Jonathan-Soriano-sees-daughter-born-rushes-Red-Bull-Salzburg-match-scores-second-half-hat-trick.html#ixzz33UKvg4ol

Avoid "World Cup's Best Goals Ever" on BBC3 like the plague. Who the fuck thought the 'presenter' was a good idea?

One of his goals this season (youtube) comes from the biggest hoof I've ever seen. So there's that...

"Philosopher king" ffs

https://audioboo.fm/boos/1993849-sam-matterface-s-alan-partridge-moment :lol:

Imagine caring enough to rate West Brom players anything other than "boring"

The whole thing about he made most saves in the league or something... it's because Cardiff's defence was made of cheese ffs.

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Apps Goals 2010–2011 → Blackburn Rovers (loan) 26 (3)

Dan Roan ‏@danroan 29s Craig Bellamy announces his retirement from football aged 34 after a 17-year senior career (PA)

Match made in heaven

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 7m Perez's team-mate Ayoze Diaz confirms he's joining #nufc . (via @juanjo_ramos). "The first two months will be difficult but he'll succeed" Diaz: "He has the personality to succeed. This week has not concerned him. We've been talking to him in English!"

Ah Radu, winner of the "Stupidest red card ever seen" award. Youtube "Radu red card" and be amazed

"Long-term target Bafetimbi Gomis is out of contract at Lille" FFS

Wish the left and right hand would team up and fucking throttle Pardew

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3 6m I am weighing up my options for playing next season with my agent and sadly it does not look like chelsea will be one of them.

The Sun - Football ‏@TheSunFootball 39m EXCLUSIVE No 1: Yaya Toure is desperate to leave Man City, and would take a pay cut to rejoin Barcelona http://bit.ly/1vuLH6o

Haven't seen this anywhere else on here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EudJUxVJ_GM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Edit: Just visited the Pardew thread

Got mackem and Stoke mates laughing at that one, please god no

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Lighten up ffs

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#hcafc: McGregor; Davies, Bruce, Chester; Elmohamady, Livermore, Huddlestone, Meyler, Rosenior; Quinn; Fryatt.

The bit about being frightened by what happened to Wigan is spot on If they don't feel they can trust the manager to keep us in the fucking league whilst playing about 4 or 5 extra games a season, he wants fucking shooting