Robbo

Great but as a DM its his defending that's been s***. You cant stat that and that is why stats are s***. Was more that 36 made him our highest passer

Lol not passing to Demba

Matthew Stanger ‏@MatthewStanger 1m Santon with the most passes for Newcastle (36) and highest completion rate (94%) on his first start in midfield.

Fuck off

Marveaux ?!!?!?!??!!?!?

Imagine a crowd being that nonplussed by a signing of over £10m. Fucking Chelsea

Good run from De Jong

Gosling for Ben Arfa, Pardew wants sectioned

Ahh fuck right off

Why does Dan Gosling exist

Sissoko has been abhorrent

Sammy having a decent game again

Well...

Sammy's got mad skills

Jesus, clear it

Damian Spellman ‏@DamianSpellman now Disaster for #safc, Long intercepts Bardley's back-pass, Brown brings him down and is sent off. Crucially just outside the box.

Santon is centre mid

wat

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 9s #NUFC v @chelseafc (4-2-3-1): Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, S.Taylor, Dummett; Anita, Santon; Ben Arfa, Sissoko ©, Sammy Ameobi; de Jong.

Perfect sale for us tbh, doesn't even have to pretend to look for a replacement because we can't. This fucking club

Ye mam's unfit

Don't hate him like others, but for Christ's sake, don't let him on set pieces

Anita will be okay, no surprise he struggled really, he needs another quality midfielder in and around him. Santon on the other hand?! That dude is one effeminate mofo. Send his mum and her meatballs back to Italy if she's still there molly coddling him, and get him to grow some damn balls. What a soft sorry man he is, with his pansy blonde streaks in his damn head. Disgrace of a man. Anita just needs to play in a passing team, he's shown he's very good in that situation. If you are playing hoofball though, then a 5'4 midfielder isn't going to be much use. . Find it difficult to criticise the likes of Anita and HBA today given the way the team was set up to play. Only so much they can do watching the ball sail over their heads

Poyet is showing why we need to bin Pardew, they had a manager holding them back and binned him and replaced him with an upgrade and the difference is like night and day. Who do you reckon is better who would work under Ashley and Kinnear then? At this moment in time, any old cunt. Curbs?