Robbo

2nd goal. What is he doing!? The lad's left footed ffs. Fat cunt

Well this is fucking shit

:lol:

Now, I like Shola more than any sane fan should, but Cisse's still pretty much 1 in 2 throughout his career - even in the terrible form he's in. Shola couldn't even dream of those stats

Ben Arfa's contract is the big issue now

Ben Smith ‏@BenSmithBBC 7m Fulham defender Phillipe Senderos has joined Valencia on loan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Stoke (h) IIRC.

LOL shit freekick, he's wank, lolza. :'(

Christ. Only Jackie Milburn has scored more goals than Shola in Newcastle's history against Sunderland. He's no worse now than what he was in the 5-1 and we were moaning about him then. Come on now, be reasonable

Not in the training pictures as far as I can see

Ben Smith ‏@BenSmithBBC 2m Dimitar Berbatov is poised to join AS Monaco from Fulham. He's out there already. He won't be going to Spurs.

Journos have previously said that we'd be doing a large overhaul in the summer. What with the Cabaye agreement, this pretty much confirms that we're writing off the rest of this season. Although being out of the cups means it's as good as over anyway

Transfermarkt says he has the same agent as Gouffran... and Messi

From former Yugoslavia, number 10, left footed... Edit: Tall as well, hipster's dream

Mauricio Pochettino just inadvertently announced #FFC have signed #THFC's Lewis Holtby - but the Cottagers have just told me that's not true Weird

Jesus H. Christ

Whips in an excellent corner too

With Remy out he carries between 95 to 100% of our goal threat (not counting De Jong)

Why's Pardew getting praise for playing HBA? He'd be getting sectioned if he didn't with the options available

Fucking hell that bench. 2 left backs, Gosling and Shola, a kid that's never played a game. Jesus.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 23s #NUFC v @NorwichCityFC (4-3-3): Krul; Debuchy, S.Taylor, Williamson, Santon; Tiote ©, Sissoko, Anita; Ben Arfa, Remy, Sammy Ameobi.

Sammy starts

That'd be more like it, jesus

HBA too

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