Robbo

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/fabio-capello-left-red-faced-after-3161646 Fabio Capello was often criticised as England manager for his struggle to grasp the language. But at no point in his time as Three Lions boss did he accidentally call up the wrong player. However, the Russia coach has this week been left red-faced after unwittingly including a reserve-team player in his squad after a confusion over names. The Italian, 67, included Lokomotiv Moscow reserve Andrey Semenov on his 23-man list to play Armenia on March 5, when he intended to select the Terek Grozny defender of the same name. "I was surprised, to say the least..." revealed the lesser-known Semenov. "Well, I have one year's experience playing for Russia's youth team!"

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Hung up on my mother earlier because she started laying into Hatem, the Pards sympathising fool

Needs to leave before he gets fully Pardewed. He's resisted somewhat so far, but it's highly contagious

Just six. There aren't enough tears in the world

If it was any team other than Liverpool, yes. Steeeevie G lifting the Premier League ffs

Team needs moar Jordeez

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That's saying a lot. Best player in a hairy arsehole of a half. How the f*** Hatem get's absolutely no grace and those f***ing brothers continue to get chance after chance is beyond me. Sammy has done more in the last few games than Ben Arfa, who just looks unfit. I'm not even sure if you've watched all the games HBA has featured in this year, if you had, comments like these wouldn't even be appearing on these boards. How the hell is Pardew managing to find backing for ALL his f***ing decisions? Nowt to do with Pardew. Ben Arfa has f***ed up under every manager he has played for. I remember Man U and Spurs away where we won and he stayed on the bench. I remember the mackems at home and away when he started and was beyond s**** (and not the only one). He is a bottler. I'm gonna slash you up m8

What a fucking ball

The main positive from this game is that Shola didn't play. FFS.

How can a professional cross a ball THAT badly!?

"Hatem, you've got 20 minuets. Do a facking goal"

Gouffran on the right is so fucking pointless

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De Jong's link up is excellent cue the long balls...

Cisse's weirdly good at tackling

Hard to tell, we need the ball to find out...

Krul's doing that too often atm

Stats overdose.

Santon looks unwell

I just don't get it. Even if we're/he's shit at least he'll try to do something interesting or different. Whether it works or not is another matter, but at least he doesn't just launch the ball off the striker's heads.

FFS going to be so wank when he leaves

Excellent play

Postives: Sammy De Jong got 90 minutes of running under his belt ...