Robbo

Rafael is one of my least favourite players in the league. The fucking shit cunt

That was so, so bad. Don't care how much pressure you're under, hit the fucking target from 12 yards. Goals are fucking massive man ffs

http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/owqql3owukwymtpavaeglg/Show/Team-Focus-Montpellier-Move-Towards-Safety-but-Can-They-Keep-Cabella#.Ut0bo8zxPVY.twitter Decent article

Long term link-ee Ola Toivonen has joined Rennes

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sunderland-striker-steven-fletcher-spits-3036626#.Utsvi5YFj3U.twitter Premier League star Steven Fletcher filmed himself spitting on the back of a rickshaw driver taking him on a night out. Then the shameless £12million Sunderland striker proudly posted a picture of the cabbie’s phlegm-covered jacket on Instagram with the message “Al spit on ya back ya c***.” Scottish international Fletcher also filmed the sickening incident on his mobile as the rickshaw took him and a pal through the streets of London. During the video, which he also posted, Fletcher, 26, can be seen grinning alongside his giggling friend. Footage and images of the vile incident – which drew appreciative comments from several of his followers – were later removed from the player’s account. Black Cats fans will be shocked by the behaviour of their £40,000-a-week striker. There are around 150 bicycle rickshaw – or pedicab – drivers working in London. They are mainly foreign students striving to pay for their studies. In stark contrast to ­Fletcher’s wealthy lifestyle, many struggle to make enough to cover the expense of running the cab, despite working dangerous night shifts in busy traffic. The Scot is not the first Sunderland player to have been in trouble off the field in recent seasons. Last year midfielder Stephane Sessegnon, 29, now with West Brom, was banned after admitting drink driving. Fletcher shares a £650,000 country home in Co Durham with beauty queen partner Rachel Monaghan, 21, and daughter Darcy-Mae. Fashion-mad Fletcher sparked fury among fans in 2012. He tried to flog his new ­clothing range to 100,000 Twitter followers just hours after a Scotland defeat made it almost impossible for them to qualify for this summer’s World Cup finals.

Cracking graft from Gouffran

Excellent

Yohan running this

Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth 1m Gouffran played in Cabaye on edge of the box, and he skipped past a challenge before coolly side-footing the ball past Adrian.

GLORIOUS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2540281/Arsenal-Newcastle-battle-Nottingham-Forest-starlet-Lascelles.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed Arsenal and Newcastle United have made offers for Nottingham Forest starlet Jamal Lascelles. The 20-year-old has been offered a new contract by promotion chasing Forest with Billy Davies keen to keep him at the City Ground. Arsenal are willing to offer an initial £3million after chief scout Steve Rowley watched Lascelles against Bolton Wanderers at the weekend. The deal would increase based on appearances while Newcastle are understood to have made a bigger offer. Lascelles has been monitored by Arsenal since he was 16. Forest may contemplate a sale if the bid is increased and he was loaned back. The Championship club have also completed a permanent deal for Jack Hobbs from Hull. Meanwhile, Newcastle have looked at Vitesse Arnhem right-back Kelvin Leerdam as a possible alternative.

Should just walk into the dressing room and pull a Davids - "I'm Clarence fucking Seedorf."

He's hiding it pretty bloody well at the minute Agreed on the crossing though, can remember a few assists from out on the left

His facial features follow a similar pattern to the ball

Seems sad in the interview :'(

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 33s BREAKING: Jonas Gutierrez has joined @NorwichCityFC on loan until 30 June 2014. More information on http://nufc.co.uk . #NUFC #NCFC

I still believe Papiss. I still believe

Yes. Taylor's propensity to be an absolute mong lets him down though, sticks in the mind longer

http://i.imgur.com/VJIPeQ2.gif

Absolutely vital to winning the second ball. Taking him off lost us that

If we don't let him have a run at whoever the fuck West Ham play at left back he may as well lob in a transfer request

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8a3646a9adff9650ba919ee119c38447/tumblr_mgkvav83ec1rbvuseo1_500.jpg He is like; long range shooting, Hollywood balls and horror tackles. Very very poor man's Stevie G.

#Pardbantz

The reference is that Vine video. Commitment