Tiresias

Not going to get hopes up so voted no my heart says yes

HE'S LEAVING US

On MOTD was saying he regretted going 4-4-2 and that fans were silly to want it. He'll never make England manager with that kind of attitude!

I predicted 8, thought I was being optimistic

Alan Hansen: Travesty if Spurs don't get champions league footy apparently...not fair if they don't win enough! I think the 5-2 loss to arsenal somewhat broke Spurs, killed some confidence.

Get in!

Torres

Technique is for wimpy foreign players who have no heart

If we raise enough money can we get the sportsdirectarena renamed to BenArfaWorld if it's not going to be st james

Got the tactics spot on last time, they carry no threat centrally, need to defend high on flanks, stop set pieces.

Well time to get rid of that unwanted record!

Another team want to spank.

John terry can't help himself sadly

Frei looks great.

Yeah that oil prospecting by abromovich on fulham's ground is a bit much (get it...cracking...)

Lampard is literally on fire! Hope the medics get there soon...

And Keegan scores!

To be fair the pterodactl was named in fulhams starting 11 at left back

Disgraceful scenes tbh, FA need to throw the book at him. Yeah John Terry's face should be banned from all grounds

Still not 100% convinced that day last season with the 4-4 us vs arsenal and then all the crazy goals everywhere wasn't just made up like this

Petr Cech red card! John terry is going in goal!

Now Abromovich has sacked Di Matteo and replaced him with Mourinho while the game was going on!

2-1!!! What a goal by Torres!

I fancy Chelsea to win sadly, mainly because ashley cole isn't playing