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It staggers me that characters paid millions to do this can be so persistently oblivious to the fact they're offside.

Merse was praising Miley on GSS after the game, and the lass fronting it today said, 'Yes, Miley came in like a wrecking ball.' Thought that was pretty sharp. ?

He probably hasn't met half of them yet.

So fucking obvious that's the way they would score.

I've said before, clubs should only change if there's a clash. Dunno why we couldn't wear our stripes with white shorts.

Hoping for highly contentious losses for Liverpool and Arsenal this week, just to witness the ongoing struggle between Klopp and Arteta for the EPL Whingemeisterschaft.

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His foot was coming down a long, long way from the ball, like. Stepped way over it. No need for that just to shield the ball.

Jammy cunts. Just kept bouncing around and going to one of theirs.

I hate the whole away kit, third kit thing. If it was up to me teams would always wear their primary kit unless there was a clash. ?

Have to say one of the most horribly fascinating things for me was seeing Cucurella running round like a fucking cabbage patch doll or something.

They would if they'd seen it, which they had obviously.

Correct.

Bit of a change from the 8 page match threads of the fat Mike era. ?

I thought there was a directive a few years ago that players who went down clutching their faces when there had been no facial contact should face some sort of sanction? Can't remember if it was to be retrospective. It seems to be becoming quite common again. At Arsenal anyway. ?

Surely some of these fuckers are on day release.

I hope PGMOL issue a statement saying the VAR process was perfectly sound, there was no reason to disallow the goal, and it's long past time Arteta was out of nappies.

I must say it's an amazing coincidence that Klopp and Arteta both have the same forenames. I mean what are the odds against them both being called That Cunt?

He's in witness protection.

That was Sir Bob innit? That's the game that always comes to mind, the 3-1 down there. Parlour eventually got two yellows, but should have had a straight red early doors for violent conduct on Dabs. Bellamy was incorrectly sent off - card rescinded. The only dodgy decision that went our way was the penalty, but we did win by two goals. The reason they lost was they had 5 or 6 outstanding chances in the first half hour or so and missed the lot. In other words it was entirely their fault. But nooooo, they wuz robbed. Arseholes.

Wenger and his players were just as entitled as the fans.

Neither did Arteta.

I don't understand why people are saying this. The ball barely cleared Gabriel's head and hit Joe in the chest. Neither of them needed to jump to head it.

That cry baby thinks he's got reason to be upset. I mean I can't remember where I've put me jig saw, am I going on like that? Prick.

Amrabat sounds like it should be a battle in Helmand province.