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That was one of Tino's pens.

Somehow I find it hard to look at Havertz without picturing him in a coal scuttle helmet and peas pattern camo smock.

LOLZ! It's getting a bit Keystone.

I'll have steak, fries, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms please.

Should be a proper inquiry into this shit.

I always feel they should be deducted points for singing YNWA at 78 rpm!

Nah, if they punched you in the face they'd get a red card, but you'd still be left waiting for the corner. ? The ball doesn't have to be in the area though, just in play, so you can get a pen while it's on its way from the corner.

Can't be foul play if the ball's not in play, but can still be a card for reckless/dangerous/violent.

Snigger, chortle, fnuk. ?

There should be retrospective punishment for that sort of thing.

Fuck everyone but us.

I'll be very surprised if Merse doesn't tout him for the job at 'his' club on GSS tomorrow. After all, he thinks he's a good, good manager, who ticks all the boxes. He did when he was managing us anyway.

Fucking Fletch is driving me mad with this Benzy-mar business.

This game's hilarious. ?

How can professional footballers be so poor at kicking the fucking ball?!!

Jeff mentioned just now on Soccer Special that last season QPR were losing 474 grand a week. Merse: 'Yeah, well we've all done that'. ?

Better suited to a park bench.

Boehly's clearly always wanted to be Abramovich.

Hope Erik's pleased we kept the tempo up.

We should have been about 9 up at half time in that one.

The ruling was that the defender didn't play the ball deliberately. You can see clearly that he actually stretches to reach it! Will be a scandal if the ref and VAR aren't suspended.

61% of his 23 PL goals have been scored from outside the box. Of all players who have scored 20 or more PL goals only 2 have a higher ratio - Laurent Robert and David Ginola. In the last 10 years no one has more than his 5 PL red cards.

The annoying thing is that, since we ended up winning, their dirty play and the abysmal officiating will be ignored.

Eddie was saying he expects finances to be tight in the summer.

Are we even allowed to use it? Thought it was © RTG.