Dr Colossus

I love that none of the foreign players will get it.

Osasuna come back from 3-0 down to make it 3-3, 10 minutes to go.

I quite fancy Chile to make it out of their group if the Netherlands have a hiccup.

Actually living the dream

Just had a look at the fixtures for the next few weeks. 14 Dec: Man City v Arsenal 15 Dec: Tottenham v Liverpool 23 Dec: Arsenal v Chelsea 26 Dec: Man City v Liverpool 29 Dec: Chelsea v Liverpool Shit's bout to get cray

Coleman was on to get 3 bonus points as well before the goals.

Have the photos from the fancy dress party been posted yet? I don't want to Giggs them.

Were you like 'Johnny Evans is playing?' When they showed him nearly getting on the end of that cross in like the 80th minute? Just seen this but aye, exactly then. That and the post-match interview were the only two times he was seen on camera today.

Anyone mentioned the ball dropping to Tiote on the edge of our box with two players around him, and he throws a dummy and it works and oh god today was fucking brilliant

Not like, on the pizza, you understand.

Celebrating with an almost 24hr old pizza. Should I wank now or save it for MOTD?

Still not convinced Jonny Evans actually played today.

Oh god, hadn't even thought about having a look on here until now. What a wonderful day.

Two automatic substitutions takes me up to 56. Still shit but not as shit.

He's ridiculously quick.

I can't fucking help it, I don't even find it funny.

He's often doing something else.

"What a fabulous football goal." Ner, that was something else.

This commentator sounds right like Roger Thames.

36. Had Giroud as captain (Ramsey vice so that'll add a couple), Negredo didn't even play. That fucking no-good cunt I'm chasing obviously made Suarez captain and had other points coming in from Aguero, Ramsey, Toure and Walker. My only bright spots were Hazard, Ramsey and Mertesacker, but of course I'm now wishing I made Hazard captain. The gap's like 150 points now and I'm stuck in fourth. Was two points away from third, and I've basically reduced the gap to one point. Fucking done.

Fuck this game, another awful week when it looked like being a good one.

Zordon, marra.

Not the worst I've seen, the cunt I'm chasing down sends his bunch of lads out every week wearing this. http://i.imgur.com/NbKGwMG.png I myself opted for an Argentina-style kit, replete with horizontal EA Sports partnership logo.

Not sure tbh, he jumped a division to join Arsenal (he'd been talking to them and Man Utd I think, no way was he going to stay in the Championship), plus he's been back there on loan since he left. I get that but applauding a goal against your side? For the first goal I thought it was a decent enough gesture, if a little too loving, when he scored the second and they did it again though

http://31.media.tumblr.com/7c3d46678f22c19a7856448d84754243/tumblr_mwqjcjbLcp1s87ddmo1_1280.jpg