Dr Colossus

I AM GOING TO GET SEX TONIGHT

KISS OF DEATH

I'd also enjoy it if West Brom scored, just to knacker clean sheets for a rival who is starting Francois Toure and Glenneth Johnson.

Need Everton to hold onto this clean sheet, and hopefully get a winner through Barkley or Lukaku. Sturridge goal would be welcome but ultimately futile as it wouldn't give me an edge over my rivals.

I'm going to stream the whole thing. f*** their money. Hoping for MUCHOS GOLAZOS Y UN MONTÓN DE TEMAS DE CONVERSACIÓN.

First 15 minutes, due to some bullshit that they're not allowed to show games at that time (THAT AREN'T THE PREMIER LEAGUE LOLZ FUCK YOU SPAIN)

Who would've thought the lead characters in the derby build-up would be Wee Phillie and the fucking Pope.

http://www.hollywoodgravehunter.com/site/images/lbrucegrave.jpg http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/85/50300384_126971621341.jpg http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/222/hicksbill.jpg

Mourinho: "Clasico? I don't care. I want Madrid to win but I'm going to have dinner with my family and I'm going to sleep."

Useful website if you're a dullard like me and are into your football fonts. http://switchimageproject.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Football%20font

They'll fail. I'm currently undergoing similar plans. The main problem is the price of the players I want to bring in keeps rocketing due to bandwagon buyers.

If you look at the blue bit as a league that we're in, it looks so shit. Good find, this proves that not only are they the worst team in the league, they're the worst team in the other three leagues too.

Players carrying man-purses when shown walking from bus to changing rooms. Usually Louis Vuitton.

Even so...

Just seen Zlatan's third. Better than Beethoven's third.

That gif is amazing if it's played the other way round (after seeing that one I don't know which is which). It's like he looks at the knob, then goes into a moment of deep confusion, shame and introspection.

Really looking forward to this. Better not be shit.

"Giacarinee", good try.

The poll results in this thread look like an enormous raised middle finger.

Trying to fucking win us games here, you gadabout!

Fuck, forgot Best counted as Irish.

Harper Simpson Taylor Williamson Perch Routledge Nolan Smith Barton Carroll Best Could've been possible.

You're right, the likes of Gayle, Puncheon, Mariappa, Bannan, Jerome, Kebbe, Chamakh and Campana haven't improved their options at all. Not sure if you're joking Tooj. If not then, uh, I guess they've improved the number of options?

Would have liked Sweden, France, Croatia and Iceland to go through. Annoying that Iceland or Croatia couldn't have faced Greece or Romania. Hopefully Portugal don't make it. Probably my most-hated international team. I oddly dislike them more than the sum of the reasons why I dislike them (tournament defeats in 2004/06, Ronaldo, Pepe)