Al Moody

Gazza back on it http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/561566/Paul-Gascoigne-s-health-pictured-buying-booze-fans

A realistic outcome for the next few games is, I think we can all agree, 0 points.

Neither Did I

Amazing stuff. I genuinely think Ryder may break soon. Edit: Not that he isn't already utterly damaged, like.

Poor Stiffy, man.

I don't think he particularly hides it, though, so I don't see why has to say it. I hold my lass's hand in public, but I don't have to tell everyone how heterosexual I am. Fairly sure he wears a wedding ring and is always posting rainbow symbols on social media.

I have no issues with his get-up at all. Fair play to him.

I don't see him getting any more than 9 points from the remaining 13 games like.

Think he meant at one point several season's ago. I fucking hope, anyway.

I was sat 2 yards away from this muppet last night when he was warming up passing back and forth to Coloccini. Couldn't even pass it straight in a warm up situation with zero pressure.

We were sat on the half way line opposite the dugouts among a load of Palace fans. They didn't stop with the ''super, super Al, Super Alan Pardew'' all game. It was torture.

Going to this In the home end

He isn't going anywhere while we're in the league. Clearly.

Somebody delete the Pardew thread before we all get done for Conspiracy to Bray a Cunt.

You'd have better luck being a pro footballer than a good Christian, imo

''oh man, not even on the bench. Better wear my street clothes to the match ''

Not even his continual use of ''showed'' instead of ''shown''?

Awful awful awful awful awful awful awful.

hahaha. Terry's on the coast road man. Nearly cut my fucking ear off when I was a bairn.

I am so close to no longer giving a fuck.

Great stuff

That is fucking chilling tbh