sleazy

what was the graveyards thing again? I remember the claim the North Sea eats up most of their catchment area but the dead???

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/232210-A-Letter-to-Mr-Short Mackems love writing to the club to offer their views its seems. I dont think this was actually sent would would you really phrase it like this?

I'm crap at these but have bet my mackem mate a fiver I'll beat him. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/sleazycome/Capture.png bugger all on bench. any tips?

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/premier-league-preview-where-team-finish-063228868.html has Mackems 10th and us 15th. Hardly surprising when their predicted first 11 omits Cisse!

just heard a mackem say the work "orangina" it was horrifying.

lol they even brand Paxton a mag kernt.

Just to let you guys know... I'm doing a sponsored head shave for The Bobby Robson Foundation on the last day of the season. I have really long hair so this is frightening. http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=SimonMcGuinness Feel free to sponsor me or come along and laugh if it turns out I have a weird shaped head. Cheers

just looked Two Tribes up, thats cringe worthy by both sides.

just noticed one of them on RTG repeating the myth that some Newcastle fans will not eat bacon due to the colour. Has anyone ever experienced this or is it aother "repeat it until its true" kinda thing. Mind they are the fans that boycotted Sugar Puffs.

To be fair I think a decent number 2 can be a great asset, I reckon one of the best appointments we made in recent years was bringing back John Carver, I cant see Robertson as being the magical answer though!

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=766098 Brummie take a bow....

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/195659-Danny-says-sorry the hilarity that ensues in that thread when a wannabe hard-nut chimes in is priceless

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/195870-Rome-wasn-t-built-in-a-day We have all noticed how Marty is getting the kind of patience that wasnt afforded to Bruce but check this... 8 years!! So Pardews mega contract will have expired by the time Marty can be judged?

last time the Mackems beat 11 men Jimmy Savile was a national treasure!

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/178437-Specky-Irish-twat-****-off lol

probably the biggest Giggs ever but has anyone cracked the Martin O-Nil joke yet?

its Mackems rewriting history again. I cannot remember ANYONE spitting on SBR. The worst I remember was a few murmorings of "maybe its getting beyond him". I DO however remember the sick songs our classy neighbours sang at him.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/162809-In-today-s-Market Mackems valuing their players... I wont spoil the surprise!

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/sunderland-not-in-for-wolves-ace-ward-1-4830972 awwwwww

Oddly, the are on about seeing these Toon tops in Metrocentre and The Sage - both Gateshead and traditionally Newcastle affiliated areas. As if there arent mackem replicas shuffling round the Bridges? A new straw clutched?

havent seen any Mackem reactions to our draw yet (reacems?), had we gotten a trip to Azerbaijan they would have been laughing about "cold thursday in middle of nowhere" and we got a bigger team like Milan or something it would have been taunts about us not even making it through qualifying. It seems they dont know how to mock a nice little trip to Athens. Am sure they'll come up with something soon. What do you think it will be?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/159807-Demba-Ba Mental some of them like. I especially like: Apparently scoring 12 all season is better than scoring 16 in the first half

From the Daily Mash: Opening ceremony a 'good time to bury bad Newcastle' 27-07-12 THE government plans to bulldoze Newcastle while the nation’s attention is on the opening of the Olympic Games. The top-secret scheme, codenamed ‘Operation Biffa Brown Ale’, was revealed in a leaked memo last night and will see the economically-challenged city razed to the ground, then replaced with a llama park. An extract from the document reads: “We are talking about a city of woebegotten, boat-greeting lard addicts who as a species very probably only crawled out of the sea about 120 years ago. “They will have 45 minutes notice to bundle together their belongings – in which shirts do not figure highly – then go find somewhere else to infest, preferably North of the border or beyond.” The government had planned to save some of the more interesting features of Newcastle, but has since decided to trash the lot. Special advisor Eleanor Shaw said: “Actually, all you’re left with once you’re razed the useless bits is that bridge. And when all’s said and done, it’s just a fucking bridge. Might as well bury that too. “What’s the point in being in Government if we can’t make a difference?” Emma Bradford, head of the Newcastle Tourist board said: “No one has consulted us about this scheme, which many in Newcastle will find quite offensive. “We have a great deal to offer here, including multi-storey car parks which are the equal of any in London or Birmingham.” Despite growing evidence to the contrary, David Cameron continues to deny the demolition plans. He said: “These ideas are very much at the think tank stage, there are no immediate plans to bury Newcastle in its own soil, rubber and cesspipes – however noxious and overflowing they might be. “I would advise everyone in Newcastle to just keep their eyes glued to the telly this evening, although if they should notice the ground shaking it’s probably best to embrace the Olympic spirit and run.” gits

aye it odd in Hebburn, The Clock is an NUFC pub and just round the corner is The Longship which is mainly SAFC. Always found it odd why theres so many Mackems in Hebburn and Jarrow when its literally on the banks of the Tyne.

wow, Carlsberg dont make Thursday lunchtimes....etc