mikejaxer

Nah, go for pineapple on Pizza to really piss some people off

Howe's top midfield target ey?

This feels like Newcastle in 2010-11 kind of. Right? Sacking Chris after getting us back up from the Championship first time of asking and a promising start in the PL, then selling our no.9 local lad with promising potential who didn't want to leave.

So if we do manage to get both Maddison and Tonali, I'm not expecting much activity for the rest of the window unless someone on our radar comes up for cheap. Just youth signings here and there.

We haven't even signed him yet

I can't see this happening. If he's a boyhood Milan fan, I can't see any reason why he'd want to leave.

Same. Last summer I would have been over the moon but now I don't care in the slightest if he comes or not. I'd rather go for Szoboszlai

I'll be honest here, I can see why he'd prefer London but I don't understand the craic about their stadium being better. It looks generic as hell like every other new stadium these days.

It's a banana.

BIG JOE

I feel like at this point, I care more about the Brazil national team than I do the England one, purely because of this handsome fucker.

Because saying "nope, no news guys, soz" doesn't bring many clicks. But if they say some vague variation of "deal getting close", "parties both interested", "Newcastle getting close to submitting a bid" then people start paying attention.

Didn't Italian media also say Botman to Milan was a done deal and he'd never come here?

You's have jinxed it now by making this thread

After seeing the stuff he's posted, no thanks. No need for bigots.

30m for ASM? you okay there? No less than 50, maybe 45.

Looks nice. Might get a shirt this season. Last top I got was the 125 anniversary one.

Fuckin' hate that this thread keeps getting bumped Let it die

Messi not giving a shit past his prime would still piss all over most players in this league.

I think I read it was late summer or something

I do agree that Bruno loves it here, he's settled, he's got big Joe with him, he vibes with the city and the fans but I feel like the same could be said about him back at Lyon.

I think the thing with Mourinho is that he doesn't try to pretend to be a nice guy like Klopp, he knows who he is and he embraces it and it's fun to watch.

I don't know, I like Mourinho

This American commentary, despite the shit pronunciations, is surprisingly not completely shite