mikejaxer

Everton is supposed to start the season poorly... What's going on?

My sister's boyfriend's mate's auntie's mom's son's bestfriend who works at the club says Messi is going to sign. When? Says he's should be signed by Wednesday

My sister's boyfriend's mate's auntie's mom's son's bestfriend who works at the club says Messi is going to sign.

Feel sorry for the lad.

GET IN RAYLOR

Hah.

Feckin' hell man Obertan

I doubt Pardew will be looking to start 1st team players, considering we're playing Chelsea in 2 days.

The deadly, world renowned Gosling/Obertan strike force. I'd laugh if they end up scoring 4+ goals against Atromitos.

Gameweek 2: 2-0 1-3 3-0 2-2 1-2 1-0 2-0 2-2 0-2 0-3

And give Rooney to us for free

Well played Everton

Should be 1-1

Knew he was getting a goal. Just knew it. GET IN

Love his hair especially.

I hope SAF bring on Van Persie so someone can snap his legs.

omg that was close

Feel sorry for Southampton, at least they can go home knowing they played their best. A win for city! happy with that

Aaful defending

3-2! Well done City

Get in? Yes. I quite like City, problem? How you'd prefer Man City over Southampton is baffling mind. Normally I'd support the underdogs but City is my second team I feel lonely now, no one else likes city

Get in? Yes. I quite like City, problem?

2-2! GET INNN

Meh.

Come on City!