RodneyCisse

Perfect, just need a dog now and I’ll become best mates with him.

Can anyone tell which Moor he’s on?

If Conte goes does Kane follow him out the door end of season?

I bet big Joe is shaped to perfection.

Are Brazilians known for their length?

Have they blacked out his dick in that tweet?

0-0 would be lovely too.

He’s looked off his chops for a while now.

Do prem players get tested for cannabis?

He’s actually decent when he doesn’t dive/take the contact when he’s beaten his man.

That’s a red for anyone other than franks lads.

Everton setting up like this for the rest of the season they might just do it.

Liverpool missing Henderson.

Card Pickford early for this time wasting please.

He wouldn’t get an invite to hogwarts even if he was a wizard.

Finally, get that Brazilian cheat in the book too.

Problem is skip rat is he’s the boy who cried wolf.

Would love him to get properly snapped so he can actually be rolling around for real.

Gordon’s dives won’t work in the championship.

Kids all over coming back to the toon, my facebooks full of school mates kids swapping spurs/city shirts for newcastle ones.

My worry, if Howes sensible he’ll know how much it’ll mean for our future getting Everton out the premier league.

That’s half time sorted.

Give me more endorphins please.