RodneyCisse

"Luuk, I am your de Jong"

Kebab That would have been so much funnier if his wifes name was Donna. She is.

Number?

Cabayes arms aren't that minging, clearly a shop.

1-1 They'll score a mega 1 in 1000 goal from 30 yards out.

Id appeal that.

Maybe he took the X wing?

Is this the one who didn't sign a few seasons ago? Nice.

Does anyone just think of Jacuzzi?

How long has Moyes had Pardewitus?

Id be happy if it wasn't the mackems.

If this was last season the ref would be thinking of ways to get united back into it... Just to avoid the mega bumming from Sir Alex. Not any more.

Cleverlad is mega turd.

Yawn.

Is the game on telly?

http://media3.giphy.com/media/dlsH4m4DJ7KaA/giphy.gif

WTF is going on?

2-1 Cisse double.

Was today Pardews plan to get that extra money in the kitty for this transfer window?

Benny needs dropped.

Yellow kit is shit now.

What was the point today, might as well have sent the reserves.