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Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Only one team goes through in our group, 2nd place goes in to a play off round. 3, possibly 4 fucking teams go through in your group, which only has 6 teams to begin with. But there are like 15 teams who qualify from UEFA. Fucking Austria is second in your group right now. 15 out of 50 odd teams man, which includes some of the best teams in the world. If you offered any European country just 1 qualifying period in your group we'd snap your hands off. Costa Rica would fuck you up, man. Playing a horribly defensive, scrappy brand of football on the counter, Honduras is gonna qualify from their group next year. Calling it now.

Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Only one team goes through in our group, 2nd place goes in to a play off round. 3, possibly 4 fucking teams go through in your group, which only has 6 teams to begin with. But there are like 15 teams who qualify from UEFA. Fucking Austria is second in your group right now. 15 out of 50 odd teams man, which includes some of the best teams in the world. If you offered any European country just 1 qualifying period in your group we'd snap your hands off. Look here's how you qualify from your group: 6 points each from Kazakhstan and Faroe Islands, 3 points each from Sweden and Austria. That gives you 18 and you're golden. You might even be able to walk into Austria or Sweden and scrap out a couple points.

Leave our B-team alone! Half of the northeast U.S. would be massive Ireland fans if it came down to a U.S.-Ireland match. Stand up and start singing that Dropkick Murphy's song for the anthem by accident. Fucking Boston, man. BillClinton is good people, but I can't spare much sympathy for the assholes that populate that region.

Hope. Wasting hope on the Ireland game. I hope your GD recovers after we peel you off the fucking deck. Don't forget your roots, Mike won't even tell the police his surname next summer if we're in your group. Michael "Mick" Paddy O'Hanrahan

Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Only one team goes through in our group, 2nd place goes in to a play off round. 3, possibly 4 fucking teams go through in your group, which only has 6 teams to begin with. But there are like 15 teams who qualify from UEFA. Fucking Austria is second in your group right now.

Hope. Wasting hope on the Ireland game. I hope your GD recovers after we peel you off the fucking deck. Let's be honest, we'd settle for a piddling draw against Ireland.

Leave our B-team alone! Half of the northeast U.S. would be massive Ireland fans if it came down to a U.S.-Ireland match.

Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you.

Honduras would Flatley their whole shit. They don't have the complexion to withstand the Caribbean sun.

Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe.

I really despise Brazil.

Balotelli will get a goal today.

Neymar you lesbian-haired twat.

Montolivo off, wasn't having a great game was he.

Darke for Italy-Brazil eh.

Disappointing for Italy not to have Pirlo or De Rossi. Still a strong midfield, mind. It's like they've given up and will beat us anyways. Diamanti, Aquilani and Candreva aren't exactly the same level as the ones they're replacing. IMO anyways. Think Brazil has enough firepower to put a few past 'em tbh. Changing my mind about that draw. Or Balotelli will go turbo-bastard on David Luiz and sink a couple.

Unfortunately.

Disappointing for Italy not to have Pirlo or De Rossi. Still a strong midfield, mind.

Nice pair of matches today. Predicting an Italy-Brazil draw and a Japan win over Mexico.

Fuck's sake that was terrifying.

I love Neil. That "accidental" transfer of the MLS thread to Chat. U.S. SOCCER banter. Vitor Pereira-gate.

Fuck you Neil

Anyone know much about their new defenders, Diakite, Cabral, and Roberge?

Yep. And good enough to start for NUFC, which isn't a mid-table team at this point.