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Deuce

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  1. Fucking commercials every 6 minutes. Like an NFL game.
  2. Jamie Stifler was his full name.
  3. Wouldn't surprise me if the club didn't know about it.
  4. This is a Baba-esque soliloquy.
  5. Mick Martin spittin' hot fire now.
  6. Tahiti would probably beat most countries at rugby.
  7. TBF they're probably the worst national team I've ever witnessed. But I love those guys. We should sign Chou Hung or whatever his name was, got past the defender like 3 or 4 times. Him next to Cisse and Benny on the other side Tahiti would beat the absolute piss out of San Marino. Probably get a point off England in qualifying too. D saying shit you can't take back. I'm just sayin' man. England traveling 2 days to play Tahiti on their sandlot pitch behind a used car dealership. Walcott breaks his leg on a coconut, Rooney gets a debilitating sunburn on that baby noggin, and Tahiti scraps out a point.
  8. I don't watch many commercials tbh, not having cable n' all. The life of a poor student.
  9. TBF they're probably the worst national team I've ever witnessed. But I love those guys. We should sign Chou Hung or whatever his name was, got past the defender like 3 or 4 times. Him next to Cisse and Benny on the other side Tahiti would beat the absolute piss out of San Marino. Probably get a point off England in qualifying too.
  10. There's not a Nic Cage meme large enough for this post. But I'll try anyway...
  11. There's not a Nic Cage meme large enough for this post.
  12. Would be a very good signing. Power of dreams stuff there tbh Not that Honda was realistic before yesterday, but I'm gonna need to massively temper my expectations now.
  13. AHHHHHH!!! :lol: This is one of the greatest moments I've witnessed.
  14. Nah a Belgian third league side or something.
  15. Tahiti's movement is absolutely better than Newcastle's.
  16. They're fucking better than us. Don't sugarcoat that shit. They've already put as many shots on target as we usually do. Missing "a bit of magic" though aren't they. The shitbags. #NETD All I'm saying is that if we played Tahiti we'd win 1-0. From an own goal.
  17. Just for Warren, hope the crowd breaks out into a "MURIEL! MURIEL!" chant.
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