Deuce

Not sure if serious... Fuck off "UEFA Europa League, featuring Newcastle legend and Nigerian international Shola Ameobi."

Not sure if serious...

Danny Simpson at ye service sah! http://i.imgur.com/3qk7si7.gif Get outta here, Dikembe.

Danny Simpson at ye service sah!

Cisse? Movement?

Marveaux's been weak I'll grant you, but Anita has been arguably the best player on the pitch for us. Very composed on the ball.

TBF, the bench would look a lot prettier if it included Coloccini, Debuchy, Gouffran, and Cisse.

Pains me to say it, but could use Shola's hold-up play. Obertan off, HBA left, Sissoko right, Marv center in front of Anita and Cabaye.

Only player in the box: Danny Simpson

Elliot you devil.

Nah that was Zenit I think.

Yup. Holding his own against Ahmedov and Diarra.

Best DM in the world. He's no Bale, like.

Diarra was an excellent signing from Real.

Fuck off ref. Dumb cunt.

Sissoko's boy shorts look comical on those tree trunk thighs.

My connection went, what did he do? Wanked himself silly over a handball that wasn't.

Anita contesting a ball against Traore

Fuck off Eto'o

Traore you monster. Christ he's big.

Lost a step for sure. To be expected though.

Danny's been solid defensively.

Willian off, but Traore's no joke.

Playing tennis across the half line.

Hiddink looks like an old lesbian.