Deuce

They have looked terrific the past few weeks tbf.

Divock Origi to Forest. Looking forward to his 1 goal.

Now I’m curious what the rest of the XI is

do you “hate” it though, Luke?

Ekitike clearly has the worst fucking people advising him. Probably all leeches, too.

The deal for (Truman) Capote’s car fell through after he attacked a frappe

LOL, get fucked PSG.

if we lose Botman, the starting back 4 becomes: Targett - Burn - Schar - Trippier If we lose Botman and Schar, the starting back 4 is: Targett - Burn - Lascelles - Trippier if we lose Botman, Schar, Burn, Lascelles, Krafth, Dummett, and Murphy, then yes, we’re fucked. But so would be any club. Nobody’s out here rolling 3 purples deep at each CB slot.

10/10 baby. Making that money machine go brrrrr.

Krafth is the RCB cover behind Lascelles.

good on him tbh

Bit of a bummer that we’re missing out on Messi at SJP.

I see you’ve chosen war, Doon.

Fulham love digging up fossils. Willian was a solid pickup though tbf.

City and Barcelona gonna their way through their groups

Fucking hell, what a draw.

Would be a massive loss for Fulham.

Brace yourselves for The Whinge.

He crap now?

Wait, what? The hell did this come from?

Already bored of this.

I know it’s fashionable to think Nuñez is shit, but I really do think he’s going to be outrageously good for them. He’s got 20+ goals/season potential.

Unrelated, I’m announcing my candidacy for public office as a Republican.

This seemingly new trend of calling the club Crvena zvezda instead of “Red Star Belgrade” feels very “tHe nAmE iS Czechia noT cZeCH rEpBuLiC.” Sure, it’s the proper name. No, I will not be calling it that.