Deuce

Oh my fuuuuck

Ray Hudson’s dulcet tones

Zaire-Emery’s gonna be mint

His left foot is Robben-esque Got the right foot of Christy Brown

Even Morocco seems a bit superfluous in that grouping (i.e. Spain-Portugal would be fine), but I suppose they wouldn’t be able to easily host by themselves.

Well of course they are. What’s the point of all this sportwashing and greasing all these FIFA wheels otherwise?

Yeah there are very few countries who could pull off hosting the tournament single-handedly (I’d think Spain would be one of them, logistically/infrastructure-wise). I do like regional co-hosts provided it makes sense, which of course this one doesn’t. I’m not sure USA-Mexico-Canada makes sense either tbh.

Hope he falls flat there, too. Totally disinterested in putting in the time needed to be a proper manager. Though I suppose it’s not his fault that clubs keep giving him chances, the idiots.

It’d only be fair if it were replayed and Spurs had to play with 9. For Liverpool’s pain and suffering.

Coming in to see this after a day out

Football hooliganism is fucking Neanderthal behavior.

3 points, that’ll do.

You’d think we’re #monitoring the situation at least. Biggest hang up would be wages I’m sure, but a young, English winger who’s got plenty of talent and may just need a change of scenery has to be enticing.

Piers with that Trump lean that can only come from the finest of lifts.

Neres said nothing wrong.

Extremely harsh on Sancho to include him in that trio, mind

Might have a chance to see Brøndby v. Copenhagen in a couple of weeks. Anyone been to a Brøndby game, have any advice, etc?

Good. A real dickhead by all accounts.

Al-Ittihad allegedly preparing a £215m bid for Salah

Fairly certain Miami haven’t lost a match since Messi signed

Thought this was interesting. City’s newest additions designed to blow past the press.