Andymc1

Class. I'm well on my way to being pissed now.

I went there and that was pretty much when I gave in.

Got to love Keith Barretts poems: He came up from Landan In 2010 I have had earache Ever since then The silver haired Cockney With the sideways grin I am delighted He has finally decided To pack it all in Transparent Alan He was never wrong I am so pleased to say So long Transparent Alan He was always right He really was a pile of shite The master of excuses He never Told the truth Smarmy bastard Cockney aloof Newcarsel ' 'We wuz ' 'And we scored fwee' Stereotypical Big gob Cockney For nearly five years the club has been blighted Alan Pardew An embarrassment to Newcastle United Charged with representing The Mighty Magpies Five years of drivel And blatant lies Our mighty traditions And great Geordie pride Meant nothing to Alan As he head butts a player From the opposing side A touch line ban A smile and a wave Joe Harvey must of turned in his grave He is off to Crystal Palace In their red and their blue Alan Pardew Tyneside is glad To see the back of you Off to South London Where you belong Tyneside is glad That you have gone

Yes, the team sit a respectable 9th, won yesterday, 2 pts behind media darlings Swansea and and will in all likelihood beat Burnley at St James's the next day "end game", indeed. "end game" my hole :papiss: :papiss: :papiss: :papiss: :papiss:

I think that's been a factor. Which won't be an encouragement for other managers to join us, if they have other decent options. I love the fact this is hurting you ffs, being gutted about Pardew leaving, what is wrong with you Watching all the Pardew sympathisers squirm is making this even more hilarious

I think that's been a factor. Which won't be an encouragement for other managers to join us, if they have other decent options. I presume any incoming manager wont anticipate doing a hideously bad job.

me and you basically upped the hatred of pardew to the peak, I'm so buzzing off this its untrue Same. Just totally out of the blue. If it doesn't happen now then I think we're doomed forever.

Surely Palace or Newcastle must say something today? I'm bouncing around like a 4 year old on Xmas Eve. Off work all week as well - the Champagne is on ice, the Glenfiddich is warming to room temperature. I can't wait to get absolutely smashed as soon as confirmation comes through. What a great end to a thoroughly depressing year, I might be able to celebrate a goal, or actively want us to win a game of football again

Anyone want to tackle this one with the same answer for the millionth time? In short, he's not under strict financial rules, nor are his hands tied...in his own words he's not. Yeah right. Ba and Cabaye were s***. Replacing them was easy. Everything s*** that happens is Pardew''s fault. Grow up! Hahahahah! Dry your eyes, the cunt is going to Palace :frantic:

His next tweet

Used to pop in and post the team news hours before it was announced. Sometimes the night before the game.

I'm thinking far too far ahead. I'm planning street parties etc. Just please go first, I can then go back to supporting my team again.

Please happen.

I know the True Faith facebook page is horrendous but I did like this comment:

Love the way he's visibly celebrating scoring free kicks while kicking around with his mates (who could easily have saved some of those shots by the way) The celebration at 1.15 -

I was thinking the same, but I do feel a bit queasy this morning. Same here. All week it hasn't bothered me but this morning I've got the usual nerves. Feels like kick off is ages away.

Do you use any sites for research? I follow darts pretty closely and use dartsdatabase.co.uk to follow tournament results that aren't televised. Any other sites worth looking at? I use the official PDC website mostly. Dartsdatabase and live.dartsdata.com are good for seeing averages and scores for non televised stuff. So many players choke on the big stage and the bookies make mistakes sometimes. Thornton most 180s today for example at 8/11 was absolutely crazy odds to offer. Should have been about 1/3. I just backed Webster at 5/4 once he'd took a 1-0 lead. I was going to back him pre game at 5/2 but bottled it. Still another win I suppose but yet again I don't think the bookies have been watching much of Whitlock recently. He looked out of sorts in the players championship the other week.

Black Garter will be open from 9am. It's an eloquent place just by the Grainger Market.

Do you use any sites for research? I follow darts pretty closely and use dartsdatabase.co.uk to follow tournament results that aren't televised. Any other sites worth looking at?

Winnings from the darts going onto Terry Jenkins 3-0. Hopeless. I had 3-1. only three quid though. I got £87.60 off my accy so ended up putting the spare £7.60 on just for some entertainment. Thoroughly enjoying this tournament so far mind - seems a good way to make profit as well. That Jenkins 3-0 is my first losing bet in 7 bets so far.

We'll get fuck all from this game as usual but I am looking forward to the traditional 8am whisky.

Winnings from the darts going onto Terry Jenkins 3-0. Hopeless.

Winnings from the darts going onto Terry Jenkins 3-0.