TheHoob

Exactly, at points this season I've been praying for the return of the set penis

Carragher had a bit of a dig about the ball only being in play for X amount of the game and it always being up in the air too Fuck I hate them so much.

Lovely goal that

Replacement doesn't have to be immediate I would guess though, in the same way I'm pretty sure we were buying Ekitike as a long term replacement for Isak, with the thought he'd be off in Jan or next summer.

Probably the funniest outcome at this point is Liverpool not bothering to come back with another bid so fingers crossed.

Thank fuck for that.

Transfer by U Ok Hun Instagram posts shouldn't be a thing like, hope this isn't a new trend FFS.

Think they should bring in some kind of automated off-side tech and keep VAR for stuff like red card incidents the ref has missed. Completely ruining the game but don't think they have the stomach to sack it off completely.

Absolute fannies.

It has given me a headache

Remember kids the foul on Bruno on Monday didn't get looked at for a red because Bruno put himself in the way of the tackle

absolute disgrace

CHECKING BADGE

He's got basically nowt correct so far so I don't expect he's the one to break the biggest transfer news of the summer

I mean it's probably the first time I've seen someone on a mainstream platform say that Liverpool will have encouraged him to be a dick so there is that at least

Might be on the copium here but really still don't think we let him go as it stands.

Going to guess Adam P has not only paid money to get the wrong number on the back of the shirt but also for a stadium tour just to get that shot

what a fucking bulb

Was reading the other day that Ashworth wanted Frank or another name I forget but King Rat decided he knew better and went for Amorim against advice. May be bollocks but very funny. Either way getting a manager in who is apparently only ever willing to play a single formation is a totally fucking mental move.

Baller, bagsman or shuttler?

"we are ready"

Still convinced he has a humiliation kink tbh, he's using us all for his sordid little fantasies.