Tiotes Witch Doctor

Love to see the back of Sissoko me like, provided hes replaced.

Oh good.

Sissoko with a heavy touch?? NEVER

Obertan

Obertan is our best CB.

f*** MAN f*** this man! f*** off! wanted to see some of the decent players come on not Stevie Banter and Woodcunt's son. GET IN

All of the bench on plz.

Plz sign.

I always say its just pre-season but this is worrying, I can't see anything new, no new ideas, no fresh passing game, pressing game, absolutely nothing, and the players are being totally outplayed. There has to be a little bit of will to win man.

Wasn't Pardews fault, was the players all along

Wish they would just not speak for a few minutes.

Sayskosko

Colbacks attempt at pressing out there was pathetic.

We still need to sign 6-7 players in reality like.

What can he learn from Williamson how to be a bumbling coward of a player?

Well that was shit.

It's important Haldera gets up to speed because if we sign no wingers we're gonna need to rely on him as our only attacking left back.

EPL

Sissoko looks like hes carrying a bit of extra weight, or is it just muscle?

My Dominos turned up minutes before kick off, what a time to be alive!

First thing Williamson does....guess what it is...

Hate seeing the freckly ginger freak leading the team. Has the charisma of a fucking crisp packet.

Haldera

I seriously hope we strengthen

Kick off late like?